So I had a really intense craving for hardboiled eggs. I’ve noticed this happens when my nutritional intake has been shitty, it seems to be a sign that I require protein. So I decide I’m going to go make myself a hard boiled egg.
Who cares that it’s like 12:50am? Fuck you, I’m a goddamn grown-up and I’ll make my egg if I want.
I did not boil the egg for long enough. I like my eggs very well-cooked. When I went to crack it, egg went all over the counter. Fuck. Gah. I took the only remaining egg from the fridge and went back to my room. Fuck this shit, man, I’ll cook it in my kettle!
Hmm. Staring into a kettle full of water with an egg sitting in the bottom. Egg is touching the heating element. I recall something about this being BAD in the manual for my kettle. I threw said manual away ages ago.
Decide to rig up a neat little contraption to hold up my egg! And by that, I mean an empty tea bag! I’m so smart, hhahahaha
I dropped the fucking egg while trying to do this. Seriously. Raw goddamn egg.
Fuck that shit, it was on a table. Scoop into a mug. Scramble. Microwave.
awfulmodifications:
I wasn’t going to submit her, but she keeps crossing the line. She walks around town like she has gotten an apprenticeship, and knows everything about piercings. they are all from https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000097781284&sk=wall (her facebook page) The first part is the green at the bottom, where she tries to reason her attempt at plug making, after i linked her to here and tried to put some sense into her. After that, goes to the blue, at first she was just making clay to go into the tunnel, but i saw them around school with just the clay in and they were proud. Lastly, the biggest background picture. He has already baked his plugs, and is now going to “seal” them, because that’s the defining line between infection, and perfect ears.
okay, i’m done.
Dear sweet goddamn fucking shit in a box, is she actually planning to make plugs from a wooden dowel and a can of VARATHANE.
YOU GUYS.
YOU HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING GAS MASK WHEN YOU WORK WITH THAT STUFF.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT ON YOUR EARS.
OR NEAR YOUR EARS
OR NEAR YOUR SKIN.
WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS FOR FLOORS.
PRO TIP. IF YOUR ‘PLUG MAKING SUPPLIES’ CAME FROM A PAINT STORE.
YOU’RE A DUMB CUNT.
This has been a post.
manafromheaven:
shmeeshed:
yesterdaysmeme:
rubitrightintomyeyes:
medifun:
OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
GLaDOS works for Proactiv now.
a tumblr anon works for proactiv now
Wow. this hits pretty hard actually.
wow proactive you are a fucking low douchebag
WHAT THE FUCK ADVERTISING IS THIS WOW
I thought it was fake. I thought this HAD to be fake.
This isn’t fake.
1 - Proactiv is shitty terrible shit that does not work in any way. I used it diligently until the goddamn bottles ran out of weird-smelling shit. You know what happened? Dick all, my skin continued to be terrible and broken out. The only thing that was ‘good’ was that I didn’t have any sort of allergic reaction to this. Bravo, Proactiv, you managed not to make my skin WORSE. Suck a fuck, you shitty overpriced product.
2 - The only time some shit like this will work is if the issue with your skin is mild. Chances are that if this works, so would a bunch of cheaper generic cleansers from any drugstore. All it does is encourage you to wash your face. NO SHIT, HYGIENE HELPS YOUR SKIN. Thanks again, Proactiv!
3 - If someone is already washing their face to an acceptable level, guess what? This probably won’t do dick all. Because acne can be caused -gasp- by OTHER THINGS. It can be, y’know, systemic. I had awful skin for years. Started getting breakouts in 5th grade, got teased a bunch, put up with painful cystic acne that left scars and scabs and tore my self-esteem to shreds because I thought that maybe, MAYBE if I found the right magical face cleanser, it would all go away. Guess what? No, no it didn’t. I lost count of the number of things that I tried. Even prescription-strength topical creams (by ‘prescription strength’ I DO mean from a dermatologist) did hardly anything. The ONLY things that helped were long-term antibiotic treatment (which stopped working as soon as I went off antibiotics…awesome, right? So I was on doxycycline for almost two years. That’s healthy, right?) and Accutane. So, fuck you, Proactiv.
4 - HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS PROACTIV. HOW MUCH OF A SHITTY PRODUCT YOU ARE COMPLETELY ASIDE, ARE YOU FUCKING. SERIOUS.
Acne is not an issue exclusive to heterosexual females or homosexual males.
Acne is not an issue exclusive to any gender or sexual orientation.
Acne is also not something that any WORTHWHILE HUMAN BEING would see as a deal breaker for a relationship. I mean, if someone’s skin is broken out because they refuse to shower ever and they’re unclean and they don’t care about basic hygiene, ok. That’s different.
I can’t even explain the number of ways this makes me rage. CAN’T EVEN. HOW DO I EVEN.
SUCK A FUCK, AURGH.
If I keep ranting like this I’m gonna miss my bus. :<
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Filed under proactiv fuck you acne accutane advertising rant
illhaveasalute:
thenotesthatyoustrike:
illhaveasalute:
thenotesthatyoustrike:
Look at that. Look at it. Neurodiversity t-shirt. During April, 100% of profits go to ASAN.
ASAN. Not Autism Speaks. Also known as “A bunch of allistic people have decided that they speak for people with autism.”
Fuck yeah, thinkgeek. You win.
(Note: I am not an autistic person. I am not a neurotypical person, but I am not an autistic person. Hence why I do not speak for autistic people.)
One thing though, one tiny little thing.
If you’re not autistic, why do you tag with actuallyautistic?
[Insert talk about how it’s a space for autists here]
Man, I hardly even considered that. o_o Sorry for being a giant fail! D:
I added that tag simply because I thought that a lot of people who post/browse there would be interested in said shirt. If anyone finds my tagging this with that to be offensive or upsetting in any way for any reason, please PM me and I’ll edit the post to remove the tag.
Thanks for pointing that out to me, by the way!
(This is why we don’t blog at 2am kids)
No problem!
(I just realised I probably sounded like a horrible jerk, I’m sorry for that)
It’s mostly really that autistics have that space so they can use it to vent and whatnot, so I think autism would work better for links like this one.
That said, it is a pretty amazing shirt, and the money actually goes to one of the good places!
Don’t worry, you didn’t come off as rude or ‘being a jerk’ at all.
And I agree, you’re completely right. Edited the original post. =)
illhaveasalute:
thenotesthatyoustrike:
Look at that. Look at it. Neurodiversity t-shirt. During April, 100% of profits go to ASAN.
ASAN. Not Autism Speaks. Also known as “A bunch of allistic people have decided that they speak for people with autism.”
Fuck yeah, thinkgeek. You win.
(Note: I am not an autistic person. I am not a neurotypical person, but I am not an autistic person. Hence why I do not speak for autistic people.)
One thing though, one tiny little thing.
If you’re not autistic, why do you tag with actuallyautistic?
[Insert talk about how it’s a space for autists here]
Man, I hardly even considered that. o_o Sorry for being a giant fail! D:
I added that tag simply because I thought that a lot of people who post/browse there would be interested in said shirt. If anyone finds my tagging this with that to be offensive or upsetting in any way for any reason, please PM me and I’ll edit the post to remove the tag.
Thanks for pointing that out to me, by the way!
(This is why we don’t blog at 2am kids)
Look at that. Look at it. Neurodiversity t-shirt. During April, 100% of profits go to ASAN.
ASAN. Not Autism Speaks. Also known as “A bunch of allistic people have decided that they speak for people with autism.”
Fuck yeah, thinkgeek. You win.
(Note: I am not an autistic person. I am not a neurotypical person, but I am not an autistic person. Hence why I do not speak for autistic people.)
Filed under ASAN autism speaks neurodiversity thinkgeek autism
Updates about life:
I have lost like 10 pounds or something insane like that. My grades have gone up and my room is clean. Fuck yes, vyvanse. You don’t realize how severely an undiagnosed disability is impacting your life until you are able to experience having that disability treated.
My boyfriend is better than yours because I said so. He is pretty goddamn excellent. Also, science nerds. Also, best sex ever. Also, I am proud of him for passing his calc midterm. BE PROUD YOU GUYS, BE PROUD.
Holy fucking shit titties, my last day of class is tomorrow. Achievement unlocked: 1st year of undergrad.
My friend Sam also turns 19 tomorrow. Timing. It is made of win.
Oh, and I bought a trombone?
No, brain. Do not do that. Stop doing that.
That is irrational. You are supposed to be doing a chem report.
Counting how many people have liked his status update and comparing it to how many people have liked yours is stupid as fuck. Why are you even doing this?
Furthermore, why are you ANGRY about it? Seriously brain, I thought we were logical.
No, see now you’re just counting all the times she’s posted on his wall in the past however long. C’mon who the fuck just posts “!!!!!” on someone’s wall? What the fuck even is that, jesus fucking christ. God. Ugh. Argh. Fuck. Brain this still isn’t productive. This isn’t helping anything. This is making you bitter and angry. It is not helping you feel better. It is not helping you finish your lab report in any way.
Why are you even doing this? You’re switching back and forth between glaring at his status update and smiling blissfully at yours. If YOU’RE happy and all, why can’t you accept that skeleton-artist-ditz makes HIM happy? Jesus christ, you stupid crazy bitch. You’ve never even met this girl and you already dislike her. Way to live up to the ‘bitches be crazy’ ex-girlfriend stereotype.
In conclusion: fuck everything.
This morning:
Eating an egg on toast
Listening to Florence and the Machine
Being pretty damn content
